Cracking open a fortune cookie is the perfect way to end a night filled with the most delicious Chinese take out. Often times the fortunes held within the cookie are sweet and positive general comments that can apply to pretty much anyone. Every once in a while though, you will come across a negative or sad fortune…and if you’re lucky, you may just catch a few that don’t make any sense at all. We’ve done some digging and have found 15 hilariously terrible fortunes that will brighten up your day.
1. Your fortune is just as pissed as you to eat healthy.
2. Sing it with me: “A-B-C-D-E-F-GEEEE!”
3. I didn’t think you could pick a bad cookie..?
4. You don’t have to tell me twice.
5. Give me all the cheesy quotes.
6. Wow, I already felt bad about it!
8. Is it though?
9. Uh, well, I’m going to have to call this the farthest thing from wisdom.
10. Well, I’ve never considered a fortune’s comfort before…
11. Well, have you ever considered this?
12. My mom always told me I was a special, er, glow worm?
13. Wait! No!
14. I feel like I should be offended?
15. Well shucks, you learn something new everyday.